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apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

magicconchshell:

i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch 

sethun:

you don’t know what you have

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until it’s gone

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

a know that kid who’s at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

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princeowl:

mangomamita:

don’t let tumblr make you think educations not important please go to college

we dont need no education

we dont need no thought control 

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meladoodle:

when he licks his lips seductively
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airrogance:

how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two

nerdymelly:

I get emotionally attached to anyone nice to me and scare them away. That is my problem.