kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

(via ghoustly)

@17 hours ago with 53775 notes

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

(via telernarketing)

@1 day ago with 215582 notes

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(via rachkin)

@4 days ago with 61901 notes

worths:

you’re gonna regret unfollowing me when i become famous

(via kequila)

@4 days ago with 68082 notes

uncloses:

the struggle of wanting to message someone but knowing that the person will never message you back.

(Source: adrenaline, via braydaaan)

@1 week ago with 57041 notes

punacceptable:

*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*

(via pizzist)

@17 hours ago with 258266 notes

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

(Source: flip5600, via elemants)

@1 day ago with 206088 notes

gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

(via rachkin)

@4 days ago with 335517 notes

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

(Source: biforce, via relahvant)

@1 week ago with 577904 notes

egberts:

egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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i made this post over a year ago, and now, in hindsight, i would like to STRONGLY advise against mailing poop to your friend. 

@1 week ago with 106949 notes